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Running for cover since 1999, Newbies Incorporated is one of the Intermaweb's oldest gaming communities. We live by the ethos that you don't stop playing because you get old, you get old cos you stop playing.

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Black Ops Videos and MP Details

Black Ops Videos and MP Details At a press-stuffed event in Los Angeles Activision is unleashing a plethora of details ...

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iPod Touch 4G Specifications

iPod Touch 4G Specifications Apple today announced the new iPod touch, packed with incredible new features including Apple’s ...

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GT5 Movie Overload: Kart Footage

GT5 Movie Overload: Kart Footage Even with off-screen footage taken with a video camera, Gran Turismo 5 still looks ...

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02 Sep MMOs | Comments

MMO Report 2/9

G4′s MMO Report host Casey Schreiner was busy climbing the highest mountain in the lower 48 US states this week, so the show has a guest host. Blair Herter took the time out of his busy X-Play schedule to sit down at the desk and give news about why fans are so upset with Final...

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02 Sep Gadgets | Comments

Samsung Galaxy Tablet Rivals iPad

Samsung Electronics’ first tablet computer, the Galaxy Tab, will go on sale in two weeks, it said on Thursday, turning up the heat on Apple Inc’s iPad. Global handset vendors and PC makers including Nokia, LG Electronics and Hewlett-Packard Co are moving into the new category of devices, between traditional PCs and smartphones, taking a...

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MoH Not Only Threat to Black Ops

When Call of Duty: Black Ops launches you might think that EA’s Medal of Honor would be the one for Activision to watch out for. But when asked about the Medal of Honor threat by MCV, Call of Duty’s European boss Michael Sportouch said the company has “no concern” about EA’s FPS – and the...

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02 Sep PES 2011 | Comments

New PES 2011 Website Trailer

The official PES site is almost ready to launch and they’ve updated it with a stunning new trailer. Naturally, we’ve borrowed it from the site, uploaded it to YouTube, and .. well it’s below.  Sadly there’s no sound, but there’s none on the original video either.  Just enjoy the amazing visuals.

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F1 2010 is no Wipeout

From what we know about F1 2010 already it sounds like Codemasters is aiming to make the most realistic racer to date. With things like full damage, weather effects and dynamically changing track surfaces all present it sounds like there’s going to be a lot to consider this year. And consider it you must, said...

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02 Sep Kinect | Comments

Kinect Australia Release Date and Price

Microsoft has confirmed its Kinect launch plans for our friends down under. Kinect will release on November 18 – just over a week after the UK, which gets its motion-sensing fix on Nov 10. Kinect launches first in US on November 4. As in UK, the camera bar will come packed with Kinect Adventures for...

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Black Ops: No Beta No Zombies

To Beta or not to Beta Treyarch has shot down increasingly hot rumours that a Call of Duty: Black Ops public beta is set to arrive on Xbox Live and PSN. Speaking at the Black Ops multiplayer reveal event in LA this morning, Treyarch community man Josh Olin confirmed that Activision’s not planning a public...

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Black Ops Can Match MW2

Activision has started with the fightin’ talk and sent a message of clear, unwavering intent. The opponent? Activision. The publisher has stated its ambition to not only beat Modern Warfare 2 sales with Call of Duty: Black Ops but to make sure that Treyarch’s Cold War FPS is “the biggest entertainment launch of the year”....

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02 Sep Fighting | Comments

Mortal Kombat Shadows Trailer

The new Mortal Kombat is the one that will bring the series back into the spotlight, or so series creator Ed Boon hopes. The confident developer told IGN: “We saw this opportunity to sort of give [fans] what they want on every single level – not just the fact that we’re going to an M-rated...

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Mass Effect 2 DLC Video

Bioware have released new video for the next Mass Effect 2 DLC, Lair of the Shadowbroker! The DLC sees you re-team with Liara T’soni to hunt down the galaxy’s most ruthless crime lord, and it’s available for download September 7th 2010 on PC and Xbox 360. Look!

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Valve: Three Big Surprises Incoming

Valve has promised “at least” three “big surprises” for gamers in the next 12 months. Half-Life 3, anyone? Unfortunately – in typical, teasing style – it refused to be drawn on any detail of what the surprises entailed. Speculation over a Half-Life 2: Episode 3 announcement was rife before E3 in June, but never materialised....

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01 Sep Kinect | Comments

Kinect Languages Limited at Launch

Kinect’s voice recognition abilities will be limited to three languages at launch, Microsoft’s confirmed. Unless you speak English, Japanese or Spanish Mexican, Microsoft’s motion sensor won’t have a clue what you’re talking about. Not even the good old ‘louder and slower’ technique will help – even if it does seem to work in your local...

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GTA IV Remade as FPS

A canny PC modder has managed to turn Rockstar’s classic GTA IV into an FPS and we have a video to prove it. As you can see below, the change gives us a very different viewpoint on Liberty City – and one we’d encourage Rockstar to explore further. The phoney New York looks much more...

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01 Sep MMOs | Comments

Diablo 3 Similar To Diablo 2

Diablo 3 game director Jay Wilson has said that fans of Diablo 2 can expect more of the same from the next in the series – especially in terms of its size. Talking about how big the game was going to be and the structure of progression, Wilson said, “Honestly, it’s a similar size to...

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01 Sep Brink | Comments

Brink Art and Style Dev Diary

Titled “Endless Horizon”, Brink video dev diary number four has just made its way onto the information superhighway and is all about Brink’s unique art style. Art Director Olivier ‘Nosebone’ Leonardi, Lead Environment Artist Aaron ‘Hoffa’ Hoffman, and Lead Animator Fabrice ‘faaab’ Bouvet join our regulars for this one and all have plenty to say...

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