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Running for cover since 1999, Newbies Incorporated is one of the Intermaweb's oldest gaming communities. We live by the ethos that you don't stop playing because you get old, you get old cos you stop playing.

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Black Ops Videos and MP Details

Black Ops Videos and MP Details At a press-stuffed event in Los Angeles Activision is unleashing a plethora of details ...

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iPod Touch 4G Specifications

iPod Touch 4G Specifications Apple today announced the new iPod touch, packed with incredible new features including Apple’s ...

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GT5 Movie Overload: Kart Footage

GT5 Movie Overload: Kart Footage Even with off-screen footage taken with a video camera, Gran Turismo 5 still looks ...

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09 Sep Halo Reach | Comments

MS: Reach is Halo 4

Microsoft’s laid its cards on the table by calling Halo Reach “truly Halo 4 in all but name”. “Halo: Reach is the blockbuster prequel to the franchise – truly Halo 4 in all but name,” said Stephen McGill, Director of Xbox and Entertainment, UK & Ireland. “Reach is set to catapult the Halo franchise forward...

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09 Sep Platformer | Comments

New Little Big Planet 2 Trailer

Sony has unveiled another creative LittleBigPlanet 2 trailer showing off the cinematic potential of the grappling hook. The whole thing is based on the classic tale of Tarzan as Sackboy swings from branch to branch golden lock and all. Little Big Planet 2 hits stores this November.

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09 Sep Other | Comments

Girls in games falls to 4%

The number of women in the UK games industry has fallen by six percent in the last four years, according to a study. A report based on research carried out by University Of Liverpool PhD student Julie Prescott suggests women make up just four percent on the industry and attributes the decline to the industry’s...

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Assassins Creed Brotherhood Beta Info

Ubisoft has revealed more details for its new multiplayer mode in Assassin’s Creed Brotherhood. The new mode, playable from October 4th for PS3 owners who pre-order the game, will allow players to pick from nine different characters. The available characters include an axe-wielding executioner, a doctor with a deadly syringe, a rather violent Priest and...

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09 Sep Microsoft | Comments

Valve: XBOX Live is a Train Wreck

Valve boss Gabe Newell has called his company’s assumptions over Xbox Live “such a train wreck”. Speaking to PC Gamer in its recently-published interview, Newell said one of Valve’s failures over the years was to assume that Microsoft would improve Xbox Live so it could update its games regularly for free. When asked if its...

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08 Sep Halo Reach | Comments

Halo Reach Level Walkthrough Video

Bungie has released a video walkthrough of an entire single-player mission in Halo Reach. So-called Bungie “audio gurus” provide developer commentary as the blast their way through the chaotic mission, entitled ‘Tip of the Spear’. Halo Reach hits stores next week.

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08 Sep Rock Band | Comments

Rockband Keyboard Explained

You may have seen gameplay footage of the Keyboard in action in Rock Band 3, but now Harmonix has actually explained what’s going on on-screen with this new developer video dedicated to the new instrument. It details the difference in the difficulty modes, how the game guides you around the keys more effectively, and how...

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08 Sep Other | Comments

Gay Address = Xbox Live Ban

A gamer in a small West Virginia town was banned recently from Xbox Live because his profile listed his hometown as “Fort Gay.” He wasn’t slinging invectives against our homosexual brothers and sisters, though. Fort Gay is a real place. Moore (as he’s identified by The Associated Press) couldn’t convince Xbox employees his town was...

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Silent Hill 8 Trailer

Konami has just officially announced that its eighth Silent Hill game will be released next year on PS3 and Xbox 360 and have released a video to prove it. Konami says that the title ‘stays true to the franchise’s original roots’, offering another third person horror experience, and all-new spooky storyline. The plot centres on...

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08 Sep Kinect | Comments

Microsoft: Kinect Can’t Be Copied

Microsoft says that competitors will have trouble imitating the software that powers the Kinect. Xbox executive and Kinect lead designer Kudo Tsunoda told Eurogamer that the software used to operate Kinect’s magical 3D sensing gizmos is so advanced that copycats will have a job on their hands trying to replicate it for themselves. “What we’ve...

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07 Sep Brink | Comments

Fifth Brink Dev Diary Rolls In

Titled “Minds on the Brink”, the fifth and final part of Spash Damage’s Brink video dev diaries is now available for watching. The big focus in this episode is sound design, with Audio Director Chris Sweetman explaining the sonic work that’s gone into Brink so far. Caution: Live firearms definitely and positively ahead. You can...

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New Star Wars: The Old Republic Trailer

BioWare has released a new trailer for its MMO Star Wars: The Old Republic. The trailer links the MMO to BioWare’s critically claimed Xbox and PC title, Knights of the Old Republic. The video shows a mission involving a strange complex supposedly built by Darth Revan. Star Wars: The Old Republic hits stores early 2011.

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Mass Effect 2 Stats Published

BioWare has been keeping tabs on you Mass Effect players – and come away with some interesting and slightly disturbing information on how you played ME2. Before you start quoting George Orwell, the data was all anonymous – so it cannot be used to identify individual players. According to the information collected, the least played...

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07 Sep PES 2011 | Comments

Konami Reveals New PES Licenses

Konami today listed the full range of newly licensed clubs that will grace its forthcoming PES 2011 title. There’s still only two Premier League teams though, you FIFA bastards! KONAMI has already detailed the inclusion of the Copa Libertadores competition in PES 2011, with fully recreated versions of its 40 competing clubs added to the...

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Black Ops Voice Actors Revealed

Activision has announced the Hollywood talent it’s signed up Call of Duty: Black Ops, and as you’d expect there are a few quality names in there. Award-winning actors Gary Oldman and Ed Harris have joined the cast of Treyarch’s shooter, with David S. Goyer also coming on board to provide script consultation and story development...

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