Season’s greetings and all that. Newbiesinc’s regurgitated default Christmas message follows. So without further adieu .. Just a quickie for all noobs, past, present and future, to wish you all a Happy Christmas, Joyous Newton’s Birthday, Happy Kwanzaa or whatever the hell it is you’re celebrating. I’m sure we’ll commence hard core plappage once the …
Read more »It took its time, but at 1.29am today, 1st November, Waz and his lesser N Powered mortal woman, Clare, had a little baby girl, weighing in at 8lbs 4oz and measuring a whopping 24,000 kiloplappers on the hospital’s N Powerometer. Both mother and baby are doing well, although Waz is still coming to terms with …
Read more »Better late that never I guess, but reviews of Warhammer Online are pouring in, and there’s not really a bad word to be said of it. Fresh from the Warhammer Online website, where you’d expect nothing less, and in no particular order of goodness… IGN’s review had this to say, while rating the game 9.0: …
Read more »With November marking our 10th year in e-gaming™, and with Warhammer Online growing as we speak, I thought a special anniversary website overhaul was in order. Of course, in the true nature of Waz, it’s probably never going to get finished. At the moment, not everything is working as it should, although much of it …
Read more »Earlier this week, Gary Gygax, famed game designer and co-creator of the seminal pen and paper role-playing game Dungeons & Dragons, died at his home in Lake Geneva, Wisconsin. He was 69 years old. Gygax had been suffering from numerous health problems throughout the past few years, including an inoperable abdominal aneurysm. He is survived …
Read more »With Warhammer Online only a few months away, it’s no surprise to see their beta has hit the half a million mark, 610,000 at last count to be precise. And while that’s not exactly exciting news, especially since Christos has only just got World of Warcraft and Waz still refuses to give in to the …
Read more »The Warhammer Online beta is in full swing at present, and they’ve just revealed details of their crafting system which by all accounts is much like Warcraft’s only much better. The full skinny follows; Items Team Presents … Crafting! We’re excited to introduce you to the very first pass of crafting and gathering in this …
Read more »It has always been likely, ya know, with my little love missile soldiers containing N:Power™ to the EXTREEEME, but it seems that after three positive pregnancy tests, the noob family may be about to grow by one. Now, before you all rush out and buy me gifts (a new 8800GT graphics card will suffice) it’s …
Read more »The 10th of November 2007 marks the 8th anniversary Newbies Inc. and to celebrate this occasion, we’re giving away 100 portions of lub, in the form of a handy melon sized suppository. Much lub goes out to all the noobs, past, present and future who have made our online experience as amazing as it is. …
Read more »Just a quick update for the noobs. I’ve added NewbiesLinc™ to the site, enabling you to create shorter or masked URL’s on the site. There’s a link on the main menu to the left, or you could simply visit this page if you can’t be bothered to move the mouse that far. Enjoy!
Read more »The official site for Fallout is now up with a trailer and a few ingame piccies. I hope everyone here has played these games in the past.. there will be whipping with a wet towel if not!! You can get the trailer in four flavours here; Quicktime 32MB Windows Media Video 55MB Quicktime 720p 133MB …
Read more »It’s about time we got round to this, but we’ve added a live chat option to the navigation menu. Supported in all browsers, our chat applet (you’ll need Java) will allow you to connect directly to our IRC channel, rather than having to download mIRC or an equivalent program. It’s rather nice, and also supports …
Read more »Good news, Bond fans, the Nintendo/Rare classic, Goldeneye is winging its way to the PC, via the Source engine. The developers of the mod had this to say on their official site. “Well, it has been a while since our last official news release, and it’s time to let you guys know what has been …
Read more »Just a quick noobs update™ to let the noob family know that I’ve added some funky movies to the site, not to mention our very own NoobTube™ media player, capable of handling pretty much any type of uploaded media. Yes I know, and before you all start chanting the Waz Rocks song again, some honourable …
Read more »In yet another example of the world gone mad, the Church of England is considering legal action against Sony for featuring Manchester Cathedral in a violent Playstation computer game. The Church says Sony did not obtain permission to use the interior in the war game Resistance – Fall of Man. The game, which has sold …
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